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God is the biggest irl troll currently known to humanity. God decided to rip a world out of his ass one day for no reason. After creating his new world he decided the only thing missing was a budget version of himself and so created the first man named Adam (woah being so creative there). Adam refused to have hot bestial sex with the animals, however, which greatly displeased God. In his anger at being unable to yiff to some hawt bestiality God created a woman parasite to torment Adam for eternity 900 years because she ruined his immortality. LOL. Should have had sex with the tiger Adam.