It doesn't matter how you prepare them or what kind of things you try to mix in to spice them up, hot dogs are a Luciferian ploy to get humans to eat things far more disgusting than they ever have before.

Hot dogs are one of the most vile and disgusting foods ever concieved of for human constumption. Traditionally involving the grinding up of unused or discarded pig parts, hot dogs have to be artificially colored to cover their mostly blue, clear and gray natural appearance. All hot dogs are cooked at a distribution house to proper temperature before leaving, as per any meat of extremely poor quality.

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