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KFC

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KFC, also known as Kentucky Fried Chicken, is a Freemasonic fast food chain started by Colenal Sanders. They are a huge pusher of the deadly High Fructose Corn Syrup and are one of the most effective restaurants at crippling American citizens with obesity. The chain has spread its reaches across the globe, being the second largest chain next to subway. Kfc fights its war against Michelle obama who despite being apart of the illuminati refuses to let the people she controls be destroyed by obesisty. The colenal continues to walk the halls of most kfcs in the spiritual form as the self proclaimed white walker. He strikes down anyone spreading poetential lies about the company or any freemasons.

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