Malcontent. Mark of the Beast. Hidden Hand. Vegan. Supra-Organon Triadus, next in line for the Chalice of Anthracite. Avian species will not roost within 2 leagues of his home. Leica wanker. Wearer of spandex. Werewolf. Multi-hyphenator.

Notable quotes:

  • "You can spot new initiates a mile off by the way they limp."
  • "No-one was doing ink like this in Prussia in the 18th century! In 1890, maybe. Except for the Pokemon."
  • "People are so stupid. The new lithium chemtrails are MUCH better integrated than the old ones. We all hated that pukey green color."

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